The 15 Awkward Stages Of Spanking

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Unless BDSM really is your thing, and you are more than competent with a paddle or riding crop, spanking can be quite awkward. Especially the first time. But we want you to be able to enjoy what is actually a pretty fun act without feeling self-conscious (though we can pretty much guarantee you two will feel awkward you first time; it’s basically a done deal). Anyway, since we want you to be as awkwardness-free as possible, let's review the many strange stages of spanking, so that you don't have to suffer as those before you have. Read on and learn!

Broaching the subject with all the finesse of a 5th grader.
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The interminable wait while your SO thinks it over, as you try not to look like a total creeper.
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Realizing that your partner would be into it, and not doing a victory dance in celebration.
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Actually getting up the stones to do the deed, and fighting off the urge to just black out.
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Bending your SO over your knee, or getting them into some other interesting position, and stressing way too hard over whether it's going to work or not.
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Expecting you two to look like this:
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When in reality it's a little more like:
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Completely losing control of the situation and spanking any part of your SO you can reach, including, but not limited to, feet, spine and shoulders.
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Having your drunken roommate bust in on you and try to stay to watch.
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Throwing said roommate out and getting back on track, despite all odds.
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Waiting for this reaction:
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And getting this instead:
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Lying in bed next to your partner afterwards and feeling the invisible wall between you.
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Coming to the knowledge that it wasn't even as vaguely sex as this:
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Waking up the next morning, watching your partner favoring their tender ass as they get out of bed and just being all:
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Getting this from your SO after you try to talk about it:
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And finally, having this lovely moment of doubt:
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