Harry Potter Talks About Losing His V Card!

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Daniel Radcliffe had sex and that’s all anyone cares about today.

In an interview with Elle Magazine, Daniel Radcliffe, AKA Harry Potter, opened up about his sex life, talking all about losing his virginity and sex now that he’s sober.

Yes, it’s as awkward as you think it may be because it is, in fact, Harry Potter talking about sex. Dumbledore would so not approve.

Here’s what he had to say about his first time: "I'm one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time. It was with somebody I’d gotten to know well. I'm happy to say I've had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn't as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people's were.” Stop lying Daniel, no one had a good time their first time!

After struggling with alcoholism, Radcliffe also revealed in the Elle interview about having sex now that he’s sober. "For some people sex might be better drunk, but for me -- and the person I'm doing it with -- it's much better sober.” His openness about his sex life is almost nice considering most people don’t ever share that info (with the exception of angelic queen Kesha), but it made us wonder about little Harry Potter and what would happen if Harry was giving this interview versus Daniel.

So how exactly would Harry Potter’s friends and family respond to his interview about his virginity and sex? These GIFs explain everything.

Ron Weasley would be super impressed with his lady skills.

Ron Weasley - Tumblr

Hermione Granger would be totes judgmental.

Hermione Granger - Teen

Ginny Weasley is not cool with this.

Ginny Weasley - Photobucket

Neville Longbottom just realized he's still a virgin.

Neville Longbottom - Huffington Post

Dumbledore feels like a father after his daughter got knocked up.

Dumbledore - Teen

Voldemort giggles because he secretly cursed the condom with an STD spell.

Voldemort - Buzzfeed

Cho Chang just realized Harry is probs better in bed than Edward Cullen.

Cho Chang - Wikia

Snape is jealous because his booty call, Lily, is super dead.

Snape - Tumblr

Luna Lovegood doesn't even know what's going on. ever.

Luna Lovegood - Tumblr

Sirius Black is thinking "attaboy Harry!"

Sirius Black - Tumblr

Draco Malfoy is impressed. Very impressed.

Draco Malfoy - Tumblr

Dean Thomas doesn't really understand sex and wants Harry to explain more to him.

Dean Thomas - Tumblr

Dudley wants to watch, because he's the ultimate creep. Also a virgin.

Dudley - Wordpress

Hagrid thinks Harry should've kept his sex life under wraps.

Hagrid - Tumblr

Hedwig witnessed everything and is very stressed out about the whole thing.

Hedwig - Wordpress

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