"My girlfriend and I decided to get matching vagina rings. Mine is killing me, but I spoke to Bruce Jenner and her's is fine." – Joan River on The Tonight Show.
"The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there. I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without." - Jack Antonoff to Vogue Magazine.
"I can give you a hugasm." - Dane Cook on Twitter.
"Would you have dated me if i were on millionaire matchmaker before i met you" – Chrissy Teigen on Twitter.
"@chrissyteigen yeah, especially if you were willing to break Patty's sex rules" – John Legend's response to Chrissy Teigen on Twitter