Or just take a look at her Instagram photos. We've rounded up her sexiest pictures here!
When Kate Upton was a bottle of Tabasco for Halloween, it was a cheeky way at pointing out how freakin' hot she is And how nutritious she is. The weirdos to her right seem particularly impressed by her caloric content.
Victoria's Secret famously dissed Kate Upton, but the girl's still getting work
And it's pretty obvious why.
Here's the Sports Illustrated cover girl with The Face of high fashion, Coco Rocha, at the Melbourne Cup Carnival -- basically the down under version of our Kentucky Derby Cute!
What do supermodels do when they get together? They grope and scream Obviously.
We're not sure why Kate Upton -- or anyone -- would wear a sweater and no pants to the beach But even when she's covered up, she still looks smokin'.
Now that's the Kate Upton beach look we're used to Also, gentlemen, listen up: This is what real boobs do when a girl lies down. If you've been raised on porn, let this be a teaching moment for you.
C'mon, who's bubblier than the all-American girl next door?
Hands come in handy when you forget a bra