Kate Upton is one of the hottest women on the planet. Don't believe us? Ask Sports Illustrated, Google or any straight man within a 2,000-mile radius — especially her current beau, Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, or ex Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars.
Or just take a look at her Instagram photos. We've rounded up her sexiest pictures here!
When Kate Upton was a bottle of Tabasco for Halloween, it was a cheeky way at pointing out how freakin' hot she is. And how nutritious she is. The weirdos to her right seem particularly impressed by her caloric content.
Victoria's Secret famously dissed Kate Upton, but the girl's still getting work ...
... And it's pretty obvious why.
Here's the Sports Illustrated cover girl with The Face of high fashion, Coco Rocha, at the Melbourne Cup Carnival -- basically the down under version of our Kentucky Derby. Cute!
What do supermodels do when they get together? They grope and scream. Obviously.
We're not sure why Kate Upton -- or anyone -- would wear a sweater and no pants to the beach. But even when she's covered up, she still looks smokin'.
Now that's the Kate Upton beach look we're used to. Also, gentlemen, listen up: This is what real boobs do when a girl lies down. If you've been raised on porn, let this be a teaching moment for you.
C'mon, who's bubblier than the all-American girl next door?
Hands come in handy when you forget a bra.