30 Signs You're Addicted To 'Game Of Thrones'

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'Game Of Thrones'
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."

For eight months we've been twiddling our thumbs while we wait for Game of Thrones to return. You've tried to preoccupy yourself with reruns and knock-offs (yeah, talking to you Reign), but in reality, you just can't live without the Starks, the Lannisters and the constant fear of George R.R. Martin killing off everyone you love

If you haven't started the show, then you really need to steal someone's HBOGo login and start because you really don't want to be the only person on Sunday nights not watching Game of Thrones. How awkward for Monday morning conversations?

Here are 30 very real signs of a Game of Thrones addiction:

1. Every morning you look in the mirror and ask yourself, "What do we say to death?":

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2. Any time you hear the GOT theme song:

3. You were so invested after the first episode, you immediately Googled a character map:

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4. And that's when you realized Jaime and Cersei are brother and sister:

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5. You were bedridden with grief and denial for days after the red wedding:

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6. Your friends who don't watch GOT just didn't understand:

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7. So after last season you've learned not to get attached to any of the characters because eventually, they will die:

8. However, if Tyrion Lannister is killed off, you are fully prepared to riot:

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9. You would probably donate body parts to save George R.R. Martin if he got sick before writing the end of the series:

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10. Touché, George, Touché:

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11. You've had legitimate arguments over who is hotter: Robb Stark or Jon Snow:

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12. When you took the Buzzfeed quiz "Which Game of Thrones Character are You?", you purposely avoided answers that may lead to you being Joffrey:

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13. Speaking of Joffrey, when is that dick finally going to die? How dare he kill Ros -- she was the classiest prostitute around!

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14. This show has really taken a toll on your sympathetic side:

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15. A part of you wishes that just once Sean Bean would make it through a movie or show alive:

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16. It really annoys you that Jaime Lannister is sexy, because you really just want to hate him:

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17. Let's be honest here, you dream of being Daenerys Targaryen because she's such a badass:

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18. No really though, she's the best:

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19. And now she's got three almost full-grown dragons and an army, which hopefully results in the murder of King Joffrey:

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20. You've made a drinking game with the phrase "Winter is coming." Three seasons later and we're pretty sure it's still summer in Westeros:

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21. You've thought long and hard about which house you would be in and it's definitely not the Greyjoys, the Freys, or living anywhere near the Vale:

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22. You barely remember a time before sexposition. In fact, you hardly notice when anyone is even naked anymore, except Hodor, because it's completely unnecessary:

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23. Yeah, you've Googled Dire Wolves hoping that they are, in fact, real and you could buy one:

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24. Although you aren't proud to admit it, you use some phrases in Valyrian:

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25. Any time a friend loans you money, you're sure to remind them:

26. On multiple occasions you've wondered why Ned had to die, but Bran is still alive:

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27. Viserys Targaryen's death was just cause to pop a bottle of champagne:

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28. You despise people who say things like "I am just not interested in those types of shows" or "I don't have HBO":

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29. You've planned out a GOT marathon leading up to the April 6 premiere:

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30. Finally, if you haven't read the books, you are stressed out about all the drama about to go down in season four:

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