What Women Really Think … Of Your Body Hair (All Of It)

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Guys, keep these opinions in mind before changing your landscaping routine for the new year.

It's the New Year so, for many, that means it's time for resolutions! If you're the type of guy who's been obsessing over your body hair, or lack there of, and what to do about it, here's your chance to get some ladies' insight on the matter before you do anything drastic.

For this week's "What Women Really Think Of…" we asked women what they think about men's body hair. And when we say body hair, we don't mean just a furry chest, but all of it: backs, happy trails and even their Downtown Curly Browns. The consensus? You might be surprised … or maybe not.

Limit your pubes, if you can, please.
"I once told a guy that he should do some trimming because the hair was sooo long you could hardly find anything. He took that as a small penis joke and almost cried. But seriously it was a deep dank forest of hair! Doesn't it catch on something when it's that long? Am I a jerk?" asks Danielle, 26.

"Because men have a penis, generally speaking, if their pubic hair gets too long, it sort of pops out on either side of the penis like Larry from The Three Stooges. Not good," says Jennifer, 36.

I'll pass, thanks.
"I appreciate the fact that men tend to get hairier with age, but a hairy chest reminds me of my dad. But I also couldn’t be with a guy who waxes it off … guess I lose either way," says Shelby, 30.

"Many years ago I dated a man with a lot chest hair and it was one of the reasons I decided it was best to break things off. I guess it's not my thing..." says Alex, 32.

Furry FTW.
"The more hirsute the better!" says Amanda, 25.

"What can I say? Hairy, all over hairy, is manly. Guys are supposed to have hair everywhere! Backs, knuckles, the works. I love it!" says, or rather exclaims, Sally 24.

"I don't really have a preference, but I love a good fuzzy belly. Happy trails for the win," says Colleen, 30.

"I did a fist bump with a trooper (I get to interact with a lot of cops at work...) and I felt the hair on his knuckles graze my hand and I was suddenly intrigued. It's great," says Annaliese, 34.

"Au natural. If he naturally has little to no body hair, that's fine. If he's naturally hairy that's fine. Not sure why but I'm a bit wary of guys who remove body hair ... and I feel a bit conflicted saying that because I feel as though I should embrace that same attitude if the roles were reversed but I still regularly groom/remove my own body hair," says Monika, 26.

"I love hairy dudes. Period. End of thread," says Kate, 33.

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