10 Reasons Pandas Make Lousy Boyfriends

10 Reasons Pandas Make Lousy Boyfriends
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Don't let the cuteness fool you!

Yeah, pandas are adorable. But don't let that sway you should one ever ask you out. These guys make terrible boyfriends, and here are 10 reasons proving our point.

 

 

They're clumsy as all heck Imagine trying to dance with that!
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They can kinda be jerks
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Like, seriously, jerks
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They don't do well in snow, so skiing is out
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They don't play well with others
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They can't execute a decent escape, so if you're ever in trouble, you're on your own
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They are lazy as all get out
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They get stir-crazy easily, so goodbye to a quiet night at home
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They can be super creepy when they put their minds to it (that's Shining territory right there)
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They so won't care when you give them praise
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They are total drama queens about every little thing
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So yeah, they might be cute, but don't let that fool you! These guys are bad news
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Expert advice

Save your breath because you only need two words to make him commit.
Are you REALLY thinking about their happiness?
If you keep finding yourself in heartbreaking, dead end relationships, listen up.
It seems like you can't do anything right.
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