Older people just aren't as virile. Sorry, Hef!
Think I'm kidding? Hugh Hefner's 28-year-old runaway bride, Crystal Harris, recently announced the couple had sex only one time during their engagement and that it only lasted "like two seconds." Although Hefner, 85, says she's lying (of course), The Daily Beast has dug up some stats that may lead you to side with the blonde bombshell (despite her shady track record):
- Nearly 40 percent of men over 70 have had no erections whatsoever in the past month
- People aged 70-plus have one-tenth of the sex of 18-to-29-year-olds
- Nearly 50 percent of men over 70 have been diagnosed with either erectile dysfunction or impotence
- 40 percent of men in their 70s are unable to reach orgasm
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