8 Celebrity Men With Small Penises

By

Celebrity Sex: 8 Stars With Small Penises
Mick Jagger is reportedly not the only guy in Hollywood with a "tiny dodger."

Say what you want about the "motion of the ocean," but when it comes to certain body parts, bigger is usually better. (Just ask these famous fellas!) However, having a small penis doesn't necessarily doom a man to a lame sex life. In fact, according to TheFrisky.com, one of the world's most swaggering lady-killers, Mick Jagger, has been called out recently by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger" - (that would be slang for a "tiny dick," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)

Surprisingly, Mick isn't the only guy in Hollywood, walking around with a small package. Below are 8 more dashing men who just might embody the idea that less is more...

1. Brad Pitt - Say, it ain't so!? Is the most beautiful man in the world really small down there? According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part. Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car, but they both were probably just joking, right? Right?!?!?

2. Jude Law - Thanks to the work of one sneaky paparazzo, we don't have to rely on heresay to determine whether or not Jude Law's penis is small. Thanks to these NSFW photos on IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, we can evaluate Jude's penis size for ourselves.

3. Shia LaBeouf- Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own. No man who wears a large size condom would have thrown a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away like a little girl!

4. Jon Gosselin - Beware of the scorned ex-girlfriend, ye men of small dicks! Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!" Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's manhood as "stubby."

5. Daniel Craig - According to Lemondrop.com, Daniel Craig used a penis body double for his nude scenes in Casino Royale! Did his real-life teenie-weenie not measure up to the James Bond ideal?

6. Enrique Iglesias - Six years ago, Enrique Iglesias admitted to having a small penis, but then he took it back - So, is he big or small? We guess only Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's number.

7. Eminem - Although Em may rap as well as any black rapper, evidently, he's not as well-endowed as most. "If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers.

8. Nick Lachey - Lastly, Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night. "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it," she was quoted as saying. Geez, Jessica, we hope your new boyfriend, Eric Johnson, is able to stuff more into your suitcase than Nick did!

Photo Credit: INF

More Juicy Content From YourTango:

PARTNER POSTS
Most Popular
Must-see Videos
SEE MORE VIDEOS
Stories we love
ASK YOURTANGO MORE QUESTIONS