The best thing about Trojan's Vibrating Triphoria is the price, though I didn't realize it at first. Once I learn how versatile the vibrator is, however, and experience how quickly and efficiently I can use it to get myself off, $39.99 seems a mind-blowing steal.
I settle back into bed with pillows, a water-based lubricant, and a copy of Hide and Seek, and pop a single double-A battery into the Triphoria's base. After screwing the battery cap back on, I pause to take a look at my options. The vibrator itself is shaped like the bell of one tiny, lilac-colored trumpet, making it easy to grip. The base of the flared end (which is where the battery cap is located) features two small, purple buttons, emblazoned with minus (-) and plus (+) signs. One can use these to cycle back and forth between the toy's five vibrating speeds and three rhythmic pulses, and I run through these experimentally, noting the wide range between the slowest and most intense vibrations. I'm a fan of the fastest vibrations, but the lower levels are perfect for the sex toy novice. How To Please Yourself "Down There"
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My Triphoria also comes with three interchangeable tips. One, made of hard plastic, is short and covered with rounded nubs, similar to what you'd see at the tip of the Pocket Rocket, a well-known clit vibe. The other two are made of silicone, which is one of the reasons I'm careful to use only water-based lube. (Silicone toys begin to break down when brought into contact with silicone-based lube.) One of these silicone tips is a rounded, ridged dome, soft against my nether regions. The other quickly becomes my favorite. It's in the shape of an extended tongue and, when the vibrator is turned on, the tip flicks back and forth in a way that no oral sex-giving Don Juan could possibly replicate. Not only that, but its slim extension can easily be slipped inside me, and it's tongue-like shape allows it to perfectly cup my clitoris. Once I settle into level 5 vibrations using this particular silicone tip, I have no need for my book of erotica. It doesn't take long before I've climaxed. Can You Get Addicted To A Vibrator?
Afterward, since I'm turned on already, I figure it can't hurt to share my new toy, so I ask my husband to join me in bed. It's fun to use the different tips to experiment with different forms of touch on a variety of hot spots: nipples, neck, inner thighs... And when we're ready for full-on intercourse, its ergonomic shape ensures that it remains non-intrusive as I continue to use it to stimulate my clitoris.
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After sex (neither of us are really post-intercourse cuddlers), I wash the massager and tips separately with hand soap, dry everything thoroughly and store the whole shebang in the satin pouch that came with my new toy. At just under $40, I can't fathom how long my Triphoria might last but, for the moment, I'm one very happy customer. One toy... 24 ways to get off? What's not to like!?
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