The main problem with the article -- in terms of its utility -- is that it essentially preaches that it's all about accommodating all the neurotic ticks a woman has in order to get what you want from her. It's about the slave manipulating the master -- as if men have to become Southern Belles in order to crack the combination of a woman's psyche.

This makes for great jokes -- and the all the wit makes the article worth reading. BUT, this crap about pandering to women in various ways places the man in the position of essentially begging for his supper. Here's the deal: drop the childish strategizing and just find someone of the opposite sex that understands how a man thinks and can tell what the context of someone's behavior is from what they understand about the opposite sex.

If I have to be some woman's prisoner and only glance a glint when we all know that we all notice each other on the street, then forget it. There's ways of not being rude about behavior that can trigger a woman's trademark jealousy or insecurity, but a mature, intelligent woman knows the difference between what is deemed eye candy versus what represents a legitimate threat to a relationship or a genuine lack of respect for the other person. But to make a person pretend they don't notice what they notice is just plain stupid. That's just playing GAMES, and only an idiot does that (but most people are idiots). Women can use some enlightening too.

In other words, if you're an adult you should know the difference between the big stuff and the small stuff and know what to sweat and what not to. Understanding this will make or break any relationship. As for me, I just don't have the patience for stupid people. We're so over-connected and over-informed these days, that life itself has become an ongoing cliche. So if after all the saturation of info we receive from articles, movies, talk shows, etc. about the "real" nature of the opposite sex, we still have to have retarded "rules" of conduct -- if only because people are so dumb they can't tell what behaviors are typical for a person's gender (and hence, irreconcilable) versus those that are actually destructive or wrong -- then there's nothing you can do to make things work. You can't make a person have good judgment or be accurately discriminating -- either you understand the human condition or you don't.

Dopey articles like this only demonstrate that there's a lot of stupid people out there who just don't have the social skills or intelligence to simply be thoughtful and considerate of someone based on what you've managed to learn about their unchangeable nature -- the nature you'll be confronted by on a daily basis if you couple with that individual. The best way to prevent an argument is by finding someone who thinks the same way you do. Be a good enough judge to tell if someone is on the same page as you in those matters that matter, that you know will effect the stability and happiness of your relationships with anyone. Communication, honesty and compatibility are key.

Instead of having to figure all sorts different ways to kiss a woman's ass, as this article ultimately demonstrates, just find yourself a woman whose ass you don't have to kiss. Find someone who understands you and don't try to force a relationship with someone who doesn't "get" you, that's all. There's worse things than being alone -- so be appropriately selective and most of your problems will never happen in the first place. And the same goes for women: my position isn't for or against women, it's simply about common sense, which is equally appropriate for both sides.

And yes, both sexes are different, but in the end, success will come not from having the best manipulation skills, but from having the best observational skills -- just care enough about what you're doing to ask the right questions so you know you've located a kindred spirit. We all know how the sexes are different, so give that crap a rest. Just get attached to those who are different in ways that work compatibly to you, and you won't need to read stupid self-help articles in the first place.

I am surprised that only celebrities were quoted! Is that a woman thing too?

When articles are written on the web, there is no one to challenge the writer. before being published. No facts are checked or verified!

It is a shame that the listening, patience and action are required but woman themselves won't provide the same! I found myself recently singled after 25 years and find that everything in the dating game is based on myths and selfishness. Women feel empowered and it is not about equality anymore, it is about power!

So why is the dancing more important than listening, caring, respect, patience and empathy?
So why is the young 20 something men are being desired by a 50 something women ok, but a man in the reverse position is a sleaze ball?

It is all about the ability to control sex and when an enlightened man refuses to play the game, he is an ass! I have watched hundreds if not thousands of scenes unfold while researching for my book. Seemingly professional woman will turn down an ideal match to be with a young black male then consistently claim all men are evil when the young stud dumps her after a night of using her.

Come on ladies, if you want respect, patience, listening, caring, empathy, you have to be willing to share and give yourself without all the games! Stop expecting men to be little toys and the new generation is about equality, so stop using the same gig. Celebrities have nothing to offer but entertainment!

Dancing has nothing to do with life! It just shows some one with good moves on the floor NOT in bed! Don't disrespect men and perhaps you will get respect and learn to respect yourselves

Guys, do yourselves a favor...

If you have a girl then ask her to make her list of things you should know...

If you don't have a girl then take a look through the esquire list and notice that your biggest task is understanding the woman you're with, what her needs and wants are, and how you can fulfill that list while having your own needs and wants met. It takes listening, understanding, patience, and action.