7 Greatest Things About Having A Small Chest
Being small in the bust isn't all bad. In fact, a petite rack comes with some big advantages.
Alan Wieder became obsessed with his penis in 2005. Convinced that it was the smallest in the world, he spent the entire year poring over penis-size statistics, measuring his manhood (up to 20 times a day), and yes, even trying to increase his size through questionable contraptions.Size, Apparently, Matters More To Guys
Four years later, after going through lots of therapy and penning a memoir about his neurotic obsession entitled Year of the c**k, Wieder is finally at peace with his size. In fact, he's even able to joke about it. He recently published a list of the "13 Greatest Things About Having A Small Penis" on Asylum (with items including: "10. You can related to women better because you more or less have a vagina." and "7. You have a fourteen percent better chance of talking your significant other into backdoor action.") Backdoor For Beginners
We like Wieder's positive attitude and sense of humor. So much, that after reading his list, we couldn't help but feel inspired to write our own about another small something that gets its share of uncharitable jokes. We've decided to call it: "7 Greatest Things About Having A Small Rack."
7. While all your girlfriends complain about their giant drooping breasts reaching their knees, you can feel good about the fact that your small drooping breasts will never make it past your waist.
6. Your chest has that chic Kate Moss look, and you didn't even need to snort cocaine to make it happen.
5. Two words, with regard to men: eye contact.
4. No need to buy new bras after fourth grade.
3. Hours of fun as you and your man fight over who has the bigger breasts.
2. Nothing impeding the fabulous view of your giant gut.
1. The joy of being described by others as a girl with a pretty face and a really great personality.
Discussion
Less time spent melon-balling = more time for other activities.
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It's taken a bit to get used to a small rack when my sister has double D's but she winges about them so much I have learnt to love mine. =)
When mine get too big, it just means that I ate too much cheese the day before! As an aerobic's instructor, it's way easier without huge massive fleshy bouncers keeping time off the beat! I've actually had to throw women out of my class because they needed two beats to do each move and I would get distracted! Strap those babies down! When I'm trying to guess a woman's weight for sport, it's much harder to subtract 14 pounds for the right and 11 for the left in my head! I like my 2 and 1.75's. ;)
There's got to be more advantages here.
You can save money on bras. You don't have to search for bras that won't show if you want to wear tank tops. You don't have to wear strange contraptions that provide support without straps if you wear an off-the-shoulders dress.
You never, ever have to wear underwires! (That's got to be worth 50 points.)
You can play Peter Pan in the local drama company. Or Hamlet.
If you find yourself in a pickle, you can tie your chest down to disguise yourself as a male and escape. This could be very useful for spies, criminals, and people who travel to other centuries in a time machine.
You can dance or play as hard as you want to without being jounced too hard.
They will be the perfect size and shape when you are older. You can be carded forever.
I have a natural rack and I am misserable since I wont show off the girls. Why is it the bigger they are the more women are prone to get the mentality of if you have em flaunt em which makes a hell of a time for us who dont to find someone? Man I hate that woman Patty on Millionare Matchmaker.
