Here’s my dirty secret. I once dated a clown. Now in my defense, I didn’t know he was gaga about greasepaint when I accepted his dinner invitation. He told me that he worked at a Children’s Hospital—it was only later that I found out he was the Resident Clown on Call. Like many people, I have a strong visceral reaction to these joking jesters with rubber chicken fetishes.
The Kennedy family is notoriously secretive, and Miley Cyrus quite literally can't close her mouth. Whether it's her veneers, her tongue or just being obnoxious, that's not a good match for anyone involved.