With less than two weeks until the premier of New Moon, and with a newly single Robert Pattinson plastered everywhere lately, fans of this un-dead hottie are going a bit overboard—and we're not talking just tweens!

Example A: Introducing the Pattinson Panties, or Edward Undies (whatever you prefer).

You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the … Read More

Things are getting truly surreal. Last night, Jon Gosselin sat down with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach at the West Side Synagogue in New York City to discuss "The Ethical Challenges and Moral Responsibility of Celebrity." Wowzers, what an apt panelist. But could this really be more than damage control for the recent "mantrum" accusations thrown out by girlfriend Hailey Glassman?

In this forum, open to the public, Jon spoke about his 'intoxication with celebrity,' admitted to having lost his 'moral compass,' expressed a desire to seek forgiveness from Kate, and touched on his troubled relationship with Hailey.

While it is not clear … Read More

There has been a lot of hubbub lately about sex and love in the workplace, thanks to the David Letterman and Steve Phillips scandals. However, office romances aren't always tawdry affairs. And with people working longer hours these days, co-working couples are very common. It makes perfect sense—getting to know someone in a work environment takes a lot of the pressure off of those awkward first date situations and helps create "insta-relationships." And if it's so easy for us Average Joes and Janes to fall in love at work under harsh fluoroescent lighting, can … Read More

Jen, Jen, Jen... back with John Mayer, are you?

Recently seen checking into New York City hotels the Four Seasons and the Bowery hand-in-hand with ex John Mayer, it seems as though Jennifer Aniston is certainly enjoying a rekindled "friendship" with the guitar-strumming womanizer.

The pair has also been spotted dining with Courtney Cox and David Arquette. Quite a signifier if you think about it, especially since People reported that after their last breakup Jen's feelings were "very hurt," and she claimed she was "done with John for good," and had cut off all communication with him.

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Back in April, John Mayer responded affirmatively to rumors that he'd locked lips with gay blogger Perez Hilton on New Year's Eve 2007.

"You're damn right I made out with him," he enthusiastically announced to a crowd. "I was thinking of going gay."

WAS thinking? Or, did John actually mean "AM thinking"?

If the National Enquirer is right (and let's face it, every once in a blue moon they are), John is still, to this day, contemplating whether or not to "go gay." Gay Penguins Split Over Homewrecking Female Bird

According to their sources, the 32-year-old singer/songwriter was making out with … Read More

Recently dumped and with a dead dog on her hands, Jessica Simpson is in need of some loving.

She's tried the celebrity route to no avail: Tony Romo, John Mayer, Nick Lachey... all failed relationships. Her father seems to always be getting in the way, and she's constantly on the go promoting this and filming that.

 So where does she go to find love? Online dating? Forget about it.

The 29-year-old singer had just finished promoting the QVC/FFaNY Shoes on Sale event at Lincoln Center. At the event, she laughed off rumors that she'd given the anonymous world of … Read More

After Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise in 2006, the world watched with baited breath for signs of a brainwashed bride. Relax folks, the girl has a backbone.

Going against her husband's expressed Scientological wishes, Katie enrolled their 3-year-old daughter Suri last week in a Catholic pre-school.

Before converting to Scientology in 1990, Tom, like his wife, was nominally Catholic. And while he remains an ardent follower of that big clam in the sky, it seems like Katie has been having second thoughts. She hasn't been seen at the church for more than five months, and is purportedly in closer … Read More

Upon exchanging vows last year, Josh and Anna Duggar, both currently 21, were asked repeatedly about how many children they planned to have. Would they delay and space out their children, as Josh's parents did during the first few years of their marriage? Or would they follow the Quiverful movement that Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are known for today (allowing God to determine how many children might enter their family)? A Very Duggar Wedding

Not surprisingly, Josh and Anna — both being of the same faith as current-day Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar — said they would be choosing … Read More

Like most red-blooded Americans, we love Joan Holloway. We love that she's one of the smartest people in Mad Men's Sterling Cooper office. We love that she's not afraid to use the sexist system that subjugates her to her advantage from time-to-time. We love that she's simultaneously world-wise and a little vulnerable.

Yes, we love Joan Holloway. And by default, this means we love Christina Hendricks, the actress who brings her to life. And, at the same time, it also means we can't help but love the guy she chose to marry today (Sunday, October 11) because he must be pretty … Read More

Dr. "to hell with your feelings" Phil has been known for his quirky therapy techniques, but who would have thought that it would extend to left-breast groping?

But that's not all. According to People Magazine:

A woman has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against Dr. Phil McGraw, two producers and another doctor in what she alleges is a case of false imprisonment, practicing without a license, indecent exposure, battery, fraud and more.

Shirley Rae Dieu, 56, of Irvine, Calif., claims she was seeking therapy from Dr. Phil in his Hollywood office in 2007 when she allegedly was held … Read More