Finally, there is a way for men to make their groins warmer AND more festive.
I've traveled up and down the coasts of this fair nation and I've heard two primary complaints regarding the male reproductive member. From men I've heard, "My dong just gets too cold, if you know what I'm saying," and from women I've heard, "That thing could be substantially cuter, if you know what I'm saying." I know EXACTLY what both of you are saying. Enter the penis sock.
Cops were suspicious of the giant bulge in his pants.
This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place.
When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.
Will Diana win Edgar back over by hunting down an Amazon stripper for him?
by Julie Robinson
“Can you even believe I got cock-blocked by Jesus?” Diana’s question was one she returned to on occasions when she was stuck with a particularly disappointing penis the night before. “Edgar had the perfect penis . . . . .
Charlize to Michael: "You're penis is a revelation!"
The 36-year-old actress complimented her Prometheus co-star's manhood.
Charlize Theron doesn't mince words, especially when it comes to the impressive size of Michael Fassbender's penis!
According to E! Online, during an acceptance speech at the recent Human Rights Campaign gala in Los Angeles, the 36-year-old actress and new mom praised her Promethus co-star's full-front nudity in the film Shame.
Positions that are sure to have your man wanting nothing more than to be between the sheets with you
Body language reveals our true feelings, and your relationship partner has no trouble with picking up on this physical queue. But what does your body language say while you are sleep? Are there sleeping positions that will excite the man of your dreams? In sleep, we are our most honest, vulnerable selves and certain sleep positions can immediately evoke sensual thoughts and pleasures.
With mind control, we can control our climax, but this usually requires some far-off thought.
We’ve received this question from many women and have decided to address it here. As we often repeat, we’re here to help you understand how we think, and why we do what we do. The more you understand about us, the less confused you’ll be, and the easier it will be for you to have an open, successful relationship with the man of your dreams.
Men will tell other men about how bad it was but they will not tell you.
All Vaginas Are Not Pleasing to the Male Species as Assumed
The only way you will get this information out of a man is if you have seriously hurt his ego or made him extremely mad.
Despite what one may think, a man will become uninterested for this very reason. He will never tell you because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. How do you know you if a man likes your Vagina? How do you know he does not?
"It's better to know it and not need it than to need it and not know it!"
If you don't like doing it, it leaves you in the position of finding the 2% of men who do not care anything about it. This is not a favorable position to be in. The odds are exceedingly against you. But keep in mind that it's always better to know what to do and not need it, than need it and not know what to do. Who knows? One day it may grow on you. (Pun intended.) Now, if you're ready to get your hands dirty, continue to read on.
Karma is a broken penis, gentlemen. Remember that.
If October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, do you think November should be dedicated to Penis Fracture Awareness? Because apparently it's happening and no one is really talking about it.
Biking, snoring and other factors that could lead to erectile dysfunction.
In the past, erectile dysfunction — which affects 20-30 million American men — has been chalked up to factors like anxiety, stress, smoking and bad hygiene. While Viagra and other pills can offer a solution, there's something else men can do to ensure they perform better in bed: check their habits.