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So You Want To Buy A Stripper Pole For Your Home ...

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Sassy, sexy, fun... and a GREAT workout.

Stripper poles are all the rage, and for good reason — they are a fun way to spice up your sex life, and a great workout to boot! You can swing, spin and even hang upside down, and you’ll look and feel sexier.

But before you buy, there are a few things to think about. Do you want a portable stripper pole or do you want one that will be permanently installed? Will you want to take it down quickly or are you planning to really give it a workout?

Here are a few tips to help you choose the right stripper pole:

1. Size matters.

My best advice is to measure your ceiling before you purchase any home stripper poles. You need to install stripper poles correctly, and if you don’t have the right measurements you’ll be sorry. Most ceilings are 8 feet high, but maybe yours are 9 feet or even higher.

2. Safety first! 

A quick way to ruin the mood is to have your stripper pole come crashing down. It’s embarrassing, and you can hurt yourself!

We highly recommend stripper poles that bolt into the ceiling rather than relying on compression. A super sturdy stripper pole that is popular is My Sexy Little Pole from Sweet Lust.  It bolts to the ceiling but is still easy to take down and put up — in case you’re expecting visitors and you don’t want to have to explain the stripper pole in your bedroom!

3. Stay smooth.

Textured ceilings are not a great fit for stripper poles. Popcorn ceilings, acoustic tiles, and other textured surfaces prevent a tight installation, and the pole may damage the ceiling. Smooth surfaces are best!

4. Get funky.

You can have stripper poles and stages custom-built for your home if you want to go all-out. You can even get a light-up pole to really simulate that strip club ambience! Use your imagination.

This new pole gives you that whole CLUB feeling when you install it in your bedroom, home gym or living room. It's called the Fetish Light Up portable stripper pole.

Installing a stripper pole in your home is a fun way to breathe new life into your sex life, and to help you feel sexier than ever. To make things even more fun, think about taking a pole dancing class! Look for a studio that specializes in erotic or pole dancing in your town. 

Get more tips from Bliss Connection on buying your own home stripper poles. Happy shopping. And, all YourTango readers are welcome to a 15% discount on our site. Just use the code TANGO when you check out. And be sure to like us on Facebook if you like our style. 




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