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It's A Breakup, Not A Breakdown

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How to heal your heart in just 21 days.

Conventional wisdom says it takes just 21 days to establish a new habit. So what if that new habit involves getting over a breakup? Is it possible to exorcise your ex, clear your head and heal your heart in just three weeks? Here's a day-by-day breakdown to getting over your own breakup: 

Day 1: Throw a pity party for one. Turn off your cell, call in sick to work and slip into your best PJs (no sweats for you, sister; you're pining away in style!). Stock up on chocolate, Cheetos and Kleenex. Spend the day crying, emotionally eating and watching Sex and the City reruns. Go ahead—give yourself permission to embrace your inner drama queen!

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Day 2: Live in denial for a day. Okay, you've had a good cry and the breakup still stings. Before you announce your breakup to the world, spend a day in denial. Pretend the breakup never happened. Act as if your ex never gave you the axe (or vice versa). Better yet, pretend your ex never existed!

Day 3: Delete your ex from your online (and offline) life. Like it or not, the breakup did happen and, unfortunately, your ex still exists. Today's the day to build an impenetrable fortress around your heart so that your ex cannot break it again. Delete his phone number from your cell phone, his email address from your contacts and his profile from all your social networking sites. And if he calls, emails or stops by to check up on you? Screen that call, delete his email (without even reading it) and hide under the covers, pretending nobody's home.

Day 4: Widow for a day. Now that your ex is out of your life, it's time to mourn the death of your relationship. Go ahead, girl. Slip into your finest black ensemble, open a new box of tissues and let the waterworks begin. Today, you're writing a last will and testament (bequeathing his morning breath to him while keeping your joint CD collection), performing a eulogy, and dancing on your ex's freshly dug grave!

Day 5: Get mad. You've had time to mourn the bastard. Now it's time to shake off the gloom and get pissed. If you're up to it, gather your girlfriends and throw an ex-boyfriend bash complete with photo burning, letter ripping, voodoo doll torture, etc. Or, if you'd rather get pissed in private, throw a solo ex boyfriend bash. It's your prerogative!

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Day 6: Get bitter, then get better. At this delicate post-breakup stage, bitterness is your new best friend. By being bitter, you're harnessing your pain and using it for good, i.e. exorcising your ex. If you haven't already, start journaling and/or blogging about the breakup. Go ahead—get in touch with your breakup bitterness!

Day 7: Get even. And because nothing helps a girl through her post-breakup pain quite like getting even, it's time to start scheming. Make a list of all your ex's dirty little secrets and plot various ways to expose them. Put your pinky to your lips and let out an evil cackle as you indulge in fantasies about how your ex's life will be ruined once you've spilled his secrets. (Don’t worry. You won’t actually engage any of these risky revenge fantasies!)

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