Love, Sex

The REAL, Sad Reason Men Don't Think All Vaginas Are Created Equally

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The only way you will find out what a man really thinks of your vagina is if you've seriously hurt his ego or made him extremely mad. Not all vaginas are equal.

Despite what one may think, a man will become uninterested for this very reason, but he will never tell you because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. How do you know you if a man likes your vagina? How do you know he doesn't?

Just because you have a vagina doesn't mean it’s good, agreeable or likeable to the man you're seeing. Contrary to popular belief, women who are skinny have deeper vaginas than women who have big butts. It’s funny because you would think it's the other way around, but in all actuality the women who are skinny have the deeper canals.

A lot of men chase the women with the big butts. Perhaps it’s because there's less ground to cover. There's a "bottom." If a man can't find the end of the canal, that's a bit of a problem and the experience is uninviting for him. 

Have you ever heard a woman say, "This isn't going to work"? It’s for one of two reasons: his penis is either too big or too small.

Even though men may realize at the point of insertion and one stroke later that "This isn't going to work," they're going to still try immediate solutions by adjusting the angles or positioning. And if all else fails, it's dildo time.

Men usually don't want to admit this. Instead, you'll notice that they disappear. The thing is, they're not going to stop in the middle of what they're doing. They can't stop because their penises are on full blast and in full control at this point, and they're the observers.

Men talk to their penises, saying, "Man, you know this isn't going to work." The penis says, "Shut up and sit down!" And afterward, when they regain control of their penises again, they will come to the same conclusion and their penises will agree: "This isn't going to work."

Usually, it's not going to work because the vagina is too big or has a bad smell. These are the main reasons that come to mind: too big, too wide, too loose, no bottom, and so on. It’s like sticking a penis in the middle of a Big Gulp! They never feel the sides or the bottom of the cup. It's like open space.

A vagina that's too small is usually OK and can work to a man's benefit, but the woman may not like it at first; the initial pain to open her up to the diameter and depth needed can hurt. But usually, after a few sessions, women seem to adjust pretty quickly.

As men observe in amazement, it's almost like there was never an issue of her being too small. That's the power of the vagina.

A man can never truly out-do or out-pump a well-lubricated vagina, just as a woman can never control a man's penis. In fact, a man can't even control his own penis! A penis has a mind of its own at a certain point in time. Usually from just prior to insertion, the penis is in full control and the man is observing. So contrary to what men think, in the end the vagina always wins. It's elastic, afterall.