We don't recommend doing this.
We've heard a lot of weird, wacky, sex-related news stories ... but this one ranks pretty high up there among the weirdest. On early Saturday morning, a 34-year-old man suspected of theft was spotted wearing a dress, wig and crotchless underwear (uh, okay?) was arrested.
Apparently, the guy was on the roof of a sex toy store in Australia. He crashed through the ceiling of the store and proceeded to throw sex toys at an employee, then exited the way he came. Um, yeah. So that happened. What we want to know is WHY this happened? Motive?
Read the full story over at Huffington Post Weird News: Burglar In Crotchless Panties Threw Sex Toys At Woman: Police