We know there's no explaining attraction, and we know that love is blind, but all of the platitudes in the world can't excuse the train wreck that is a tinsel town mismatch. Top 10 Cringe-Worthy Celeb Hookups

Thank goodness these celebs came to their senses, but unfortunately, the rest of us mere mortals can't get the pairings out of our minds. If only we could give ourselves selective celebrity coupling amnesia. Instead, let's confront the demons head-on. Perhaps this will serve as an exorcism.

1) Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton
The age difference was disturbing. The flamboyant PDA was … Read More

Zoe Saldana tells the April issue of Essence magazine that she really likes having sex, which does not surprise us at all, as she's young, gorgeous, and, as we saw in Center Stage, very flexible. "Love it, love it, love it—can't live without it! I love sex," she said. "I love skin. I don't believe the body is something to hide." Well, how nice for her boyfriend, Keith Britton!

Zoe also said in the April issue of Glamour, where she, along with Amanda Seyfried and Leighton Meester, was one of three cover girls, that this year … Read More

OK, OK. So the romance wasn't real. ("The stuff that I've seen doesn't have any bearing to the reality that I'm in," Billy Corgan has said, referring to his and Jessica Simpson's tabloid tales of love. "It's like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what's really going on or how I feel.") But that doesn't mean that he feels NOTHING for the pop-princess-turned-reality-TV star, with whom he's been making sweet-not-sexual music. Jessica Simpson And Billy Corgan: So Weird, Right?

"Sometimes people just like being around each other, and good things come out … Read More

Mel Gibson does not want the woman who bore him his eighth child, the beautiful but Eastern Orthodox Oksana Grigorieva, to face a future of eternal damnation like his first wife, the Episcopalian Robyn Gibson, surely will — that's why he's having her learn the doctrines and traditions of his pre-Vatican II church sect before they tie the knot later this year in his super-private, personally financed, non-inclusive church.

"It's important to Mel that he and Oksana are of the same faith," says an 'inside source' to The National Enquirer. "She's learning the doctrines and … Read More

Can't a nice, single boy take his mama to the Oscars without people immediately assuming he's gay? Apparently not, especially if those "people" work for The National Enquirer.

In the past few months, Best Actor nominee Jeremy Renner has been a hot topic. As one of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors, everyone wanted to know who he was dating, and there were plenty of rumored love interests named, including Charlize Theron and Jessica Simpson. Who Will Be Jeremy Renner's Oscar Date?

But since Jeremy doesn't seem to be dating anyone publicly, the Enquirer has decided to go the old, tried-and-true … Read More

An Israeli nationalist group is urging model Bar Refaeli to dump her boyfriend of four years, Leonardo DiCaprio, and settle down with some nice Jewish boy and make loads of yarmulke-wearing babies. Well, that's...racist. And kind of premature, as it's not even confirmed that the two are engaged.

Baruch Marzel, a fairly well-known ultra-nationalist, sent Bar’s mother a letter that read in part, "It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family's future generations from the Jewish people. … Read More

Sexy bachelor no more, Mario Lopez is going to be a daddy!

"Courtney and I couldn't be more excited," the former Saved By The Bell star said in a statement on Extra. "I've waited my whole life to be a dad — this is a true blessing. I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra."

The baby, which is due this fall, will be the first for the 36-year-old television host and his 28-year-old girlfriend Courtney Mazza, a broadway dancer whom he met in 2008 while staring in A Chorus Line.

The proud parent-to-be … Read More

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his leggy wife Carla Bruni have taken lovers outside of their marriage, the international press is reporting... And reporting not as a political sex scandal, but as sensational gossip of the rich, beautiful and powerful!

First starting on Twitter, the rumors that Carla "Bored With Monogamy" Bruni and Nicolas "Serial Philanderer" Sarkozy were getting un peu quelque chose sur le côté then creeped onto the blogosphere before erupting onto the mainstream newsosphere. 5 Scandalous Celebrity Affairs

"The presidential marriage is breathing its last breaths," says le Journal du Dimanche. "Carla Bruni is … Read More

Gerard Butler will grace two covers next month—W Magazine (alongside his Bounty Hunter co-star and rumored girlfriend Jennifer Aniston) and Men's Health. In the latter mag, Gerard reveals that he's not nearly ready to settle down, stating, "I'm not a big relationship guy. One of my vices is, I'm too wrapped up in myself and not always in a good way." Are You Dating A Narcissist?

Gerard also takes a page from Robert Pattinson's playbook by whining that fame has adversely affected his love life. However, unlike Rob, Gerard is much more interested … Read More

For those who have held their breath since 2007 waiting for a rekindled romance between Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, your wish is granted...kind of.

The Daily News reports that an upcoming comedy called Bad Teacher has Timberlake playing opposite Diaz as an off-limits love interest. The film, which starts shooting in L.A. this month, has more star power in the cast — John Krasinski of The Office and Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall are signed on for the project.

Off-screen Justin is dating Jessica Biel, though rumors persist that the two have been … Read More