What You Hate More Than ANYTHING, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Oh, hell no!

What’s your idea of hell? It’s different for all of us. What I may think of as excruciating might be fun for someone else. For instance, if I’m meeting a friend in a bar and they stand me up, I’m in hell. But if that same scenario happened to my friend, she’d be in heaven and would be chatting people up and making new friends.

Hell is all about perspective. Obviously, if someone is hurting you or someone you love, being senselessly destructive, or harming the innocent, that’s a real hell. But we’re talking about the hell that has to do with your point of view than any actual place of fear, pain, and agony.

 

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What is something that people do all the time but you try to avoid? That’s a good indication of what you think of as hell. For some, it could be a guy having to pick up some tampons for his girlfriend. No one is getting harmed and probably the store clerk isn’t going to be shocked that a guy is getting feminine protection, but the guy doing the purchasing still feels embarrassed and humiliated.

You might be the kind of person who if they’re at a restaurant and they don’t get their order exactly how they like it, they will send it back, while others would rather die than take a chance that the waiter had not only returned it to the chef but had spit on it as well.

Your imagination can turn almost any innocuous situation into hell on earth. We all draw the line somewhere and have things that we find agonizing. Sometimes we have to try to tolerate them and do them anyway.

As your personality is shaped by astrology, so is your definition of hell. Here’s what your own personal hell looks like, based on your zodiac sign.

 

ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
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Your idea of hell is being at the DMV, having to wait for hours and then getting the slowest clerk in the universe — think the sloth in Zootopia, only slower. You stand in line thinking you have everything filled out correctly only to get to the head of the line and have them tell you to redo it, and then having to stand in line again, only this time there's a person in front of you who is so out of it, you think your head is going to explode if they don't move up a little.

 

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TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
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Your own personal hell is roughing it. You thought that when your partner said camping, they meant glamping where you stay in a lodge that has all the amenities, not sleeping under the stars, on the ground, with mosquitos (and lord knows what else) biting you. The worst is when you find out there are no showers and that you'll have to catch your own food. You'll be dirty, uncomfortable, hungry, and miserable.

 

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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
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Your idea of hell would be those abbeys or convents where no speaking is allowed. You can't whisper, chat, or converse in any way. Silence is mandatory and you'll be punished for speaking. That's hell.

 

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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
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Your own personal hell on earth is being at a small dinner party with your ex and their new partner, and they can't keep their hands off each other. You know you need to keep it together but the sight of them is making it very difficult for you to remain pleasant, let alone make small talk. You know if you come up with some lame excuse to leave early, the hosts will be more than annoyed at you, so you stay.

 

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LEO (July 23 - August 22)
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Your idea of hell is being on stage, teaching a class, or making a toast, and no one is paying attention to you. Worse even still, you can tell they don't think you're interesting or worth listening to. You keep trying and trying to bring the crowd around but it just gets worse and worse as they blatantly ignore you.

 

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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
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Your idea of hell is when you're surrounded by idiots and no one will listen to a word you're saying. You know you have the solution and the way to fix everything but everyone is discounting your opinion as if your ideas have no merit.

 

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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
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Your own personal hell is when you're on a jury and no can come to an agreement if the person on trial is guilty or innocent. You spend hours and hours deliberating and no one can come to a compromise. 

 

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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
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Your idea of hell is your high school reunion, especially when everyone is lying and over-exaggerating their accomplishments. Why can't people just be honest? You're not great with the social graces when it comes to telling little white lies about how someone looks, so you easily make several people angry with you.

 

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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
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Your own personal hell is when your phone dies and you can't get a shot of the dazzling scenery or local charm that you're seeing while traveling. It kills you when you can't record the moment and share it via Instagram and all social media.

 

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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
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You're in hell when someone else is getting all the glory and praise for your project and you can't think of a way to diplomatically get it back. You did all the hard work and they're getting all the acclaim — not only isn't it fair, it's devastating.

 

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AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
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Hell for you is the baby and wedding showers that aren't your own. All the screams of joy, all the over-the-top emotion, and all the forced enthusiasm aren't exactly your thing. You feel very uncomfortable when people are being overly emotional. You want to just chill and not have to pretend that games that simulate baby poop with melted candy bars are fun.

 

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PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
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Your own personal hell is the local animal shelter. You visit with each dog and cat and their eyes seem to be begging you to adopt them. You wish you could save them all but you have to choose which one it will be. You can't stand the pressure and feel like you're failing the ones you don't pick.

 

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