Cunnilingus, when done correctly, can be an extremely important and satisfying addition to foreplay. However, many guys out there are essentially following the Seinfeld method of oral sex — i.e., just closing their eyes and “hoping for the best.” Because, let’s be real — only like 20% of guys know what they’re doing down there.
While I understand that the female vagina can seem like mystical, uncharted territory for many male suitors, that does not change the fact many of them harbor far too many preposterous assumptions about oral sex.
For example, using your tongue as a little vagina-spear? Not exactly seductive. Going down on a lady for a mere 30 seconds? Probably not going to result in orgasm. Biting without asking first? Hell no.
Here are just a few pics for any lady who’s experienced one of these “work-in-progress” lovers. Chances are, these will look pretty damn familiar:
When you're done going down on him and he says he's gonna nap... But you still haven't had your turn
This article was originally published at Berry. Reprinted with permission from the author.