A Dog Fetched An XL Dildo And Brought It To His Beloved Dog Walkers

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A chocolate lab named Galaxy was out for a walk with two dog walkers when something truly miraculous happened.

Off his leash, Galaxy was enjoying some time frolicking in a field when he spotted something that caught his eye. What was it? Could it be a perfectly formed stick? An errant tennis ball?

Oh no. It was better than that. 

Galaxy chomped down on something, picked it up and ran over to his two dog walkers with a gift: A massive, black, rubber dildo


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For more than half and hour the walkers chased her dog trying to make him drop the dirty dildo. He, of course, would not stop, thinking it was all in good fun.

The dog walkers were so grossed out AND entertained by Galaxy's kinky dildo antics that they kept the massive plastic penis and brought it home to Galaxy's owner Ami Harrison. 

You guys, this means someone touched it before it was washed.

Let this be a lesson to us all: No matter how funny you think something is, if you wind up carrying a stranger's errant dildo home to your employer, the joke is very much on you. 

If it were socially acceptable to say that something were my spirit animal, this dog would be it. Look at the sheer bliss on its face as it prances, enjoying the great outdoors and the new massive dildo friend he has made. 

The YourTango team decided that if I went to Hogwarts, this dog with a dildo would be my patronus. Dumbledore would arch an eyebrow the first time I summoned the creature, but let's be real: nobody crosses a girl who can summon a dog clutching a massive sex toy. 

While doing research for this article (read: googling the phrase "dog with dildo") I discovered that this is not the first time something like this has happened.

In fact, dogs are fetching dildos so often that I'm going to go out on a very sexy limb and say it's a trend. 

Dogs with dildos: The new cat breading only better because, you know ... dogs with dildos.

While you and I may shudder to think where these dildos have been, their filthy pasts have to make them even more compelling to pups. I mean, what do dogs love? Butts and vaginas. Where do dildos frequently take up residence? That's right: Inside butts and vaginas. 

Galaxy's owner Ami Harrison took her dog's dalliance with the donkey-sized dildo in stride. Inexplicably, said dildo would up being given as a gold tournament trophy at a local club, where it now takes a place of honor in the trophy cabinet. 


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You guys: Writing about this is my actual job. 

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