Here's A Pic Of Donald Trump With A Micropenis You Never Asked For

Photo: Illma Gore
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Both his face and and lower region are equally realistic and disturbing.

In 2012, fake news site The Onion ran a humorous article about Donald Trump “forlornly” examining his own penis after a shower and finding it, well ... lacking.

“According to reports, the 66-year-old had laid his suit out on his bed and was preparing to step into a pair of silk boxer shorts when he glimpsed his deteriorating body in the mirror. Trump then spent approximately 15 to 20 minutes morosely reflecting on his appearance, dedicating most of that time to gazing at his desiccated sexual anatomy and contemplating its all-but-total lack of function.

'God, look at this thing,' said a dejected Trump, hoisting up a large quantity of belly flab with his forearm to make his stunted organ visible. 'Pitiful.'"

Recently, a performance and visual artist named Illma Gore decided to take the joke article a step further and create the picture for us in disturbing, excruciating detail.  

If you’ve ever wanted to see just what The Onion and Illma think “The Donald” is packing, here’s your chance! Let’s just say that his luggage would not need to be checked.

It’s obvious by the image that Gore isn’t Donald Trump’s biggest fan. In all of its glory, below is the VERY NSFW image created in pastels, entitled "Make America Great Again":

Photo: Illma Gore

As you can tell from studying this erm... “art,” Gore didn’t spare anyone the full frontal details of every millimeter of Trump’s tiny member.

If you want to get a copy of her artwork (for whatever your reasoning may be), you can purchase a limited edition or download a free version here to print yourself if that’s your thing.

Just don’t try and explain it to the print shop at Office Depot when you ask to get it printed on a huge canvas to display in your living room.



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