OMG: 13 Pictures Of The Worst, Most Obvious Fake-Tans Ever

Orange is NOT the new black.

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The good people at The Daily Mail have scoured the internet for pictures of people who proudly show off their tanning disasters. And man, did they find some. Many people believe that being tan makes them look more attractive, and in some cases, that the more tan you are, the more devastatingly gorgeous you are. 

Besides the health risks of too much sun exposure or regular inhalation of the fake tan chemicals, too much tanning looks really weird — especially if you don't match the tan on your body to the (lack of) tan on your face.

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We've all had our outrageous sunburns, patchy/streaky self-tanning disasters, and our ill-advised fake bakes, so we celebrate those who have taken tanning to a whole new level of sun-kissed.

Stick a fork in it, you're done. Here are 13 awful tanning fails.

1. Overdone tan

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Not exactly the sun-kissed natural glow look.

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2. Prom date tan

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Too. much. bronzer.

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3. Standing out from the crowd tan

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Oh, I'm sure he noticed you.

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4. Double tan

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Dudes, did you forget your sun block?

5. Aloha tan

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She looks very tropical ... in an Oompa Loompa kind of way.

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6. Eye goggle tan

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How are those sun goggles working out for you?

7. Thigh high tan

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It was a bad decision only going for a half-leg tan.

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8. Extreme farmer's tan

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It's time to go for an all-over tan at the salon.

9. Power tan

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The chest looks like it belongs to one person, the head to someone else, and they were welded together.

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10. Sun stroke tan

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Wow, your tan really makes your teeth pop.

11. Pumped up tan

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Apparently, body builders use fake tans to define muscle and hide stretch marks.

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12. Sunkissed tan

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There's tan ... and then there's way too f*cking tan.

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13. Uncomfortably tan, tan

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Did you fall asleep on the beach for a week straight?

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