7 Kinds Of Facial Hair No Man Should EVER Have

It can go either way!

Facial Hair Styles That Women Love or Hate Popsugar
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Facial hair is a fickle thing. Some love it. Others hate it. Beard? Mustache? Both? The possibilities are endless, but it can go south real fast. 

Because of how easily these things can go wrong, here are 14 examples of facial hair "no-nos'" and "yes, pleases" that we've seen on men - real life and celebs.  

And make sure that whatever facial hair you choose (for you OR your guy) that it looks good on him. Just because Tom Selleck can pull of that sweeper doesn't make it right for YOU. So try out a few, be honest with yourself (take some selfies?) and ask for others' opinions. Remember, it's all temporary. If it looks awful, you can shave it

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For everyone else - don't be afraid to show these to your man to inspire his next trim. 

1.YIKES: The Bieb-Stache

Justin Bieber Mustache Twist Magazine

If you're 'stache looks like you glued eraser shavings to your upper lip, just don't bother. 

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2.YIKES: The Downward Facing Handlebar Mustache

Zach Galifianakis Mustache Beardstyle

 It looks like your mustache is frowning. This one is a definite no.

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3.YIKES: The Classic Handlebar Mustache

Hugh Jackman Mustache Popsugar

Unless you're a strongman at a carnival please refrain from this cheesy design. 

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4.YIKES: The Soul Patch

Billy Ray Cyrus Soul Patch Premiere

Sweet niblets! The soul patch should've gone away with cabbage patch dolls. 

5.YIKES: Scraggly Neck Beard

Ashton Kutcher Beard HuffPost

Facial hair has its' boundaries and they should stop at the chin. 

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6.YIKES: The Mini Gandalf Beard

Brad Pitt Beard HuffPost

Unless you're a wizard, do us a favor and make long stringy beards disappear. 

7.YIKES: The Chin Beard

John Travolta Chin Beard News

If your idea of facial hair is something to the effect of taping a black cotton ball to your chin, just don't.

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8.YES: Tasteful All-Over Scruff

Jamie Dornan Static

Lines that define a strong jawline. Yes, please!

9.YES: Medium-Length Beard and Mustache Combo

Ben Affleck Beard WordPress

Facial hair that's thick but not too long. That's where it's at!

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10.YES: The Selleck Stache

Tom Selleck Mustache HeraldExtra

This mustache has sex appeal all on its own. 

11.YES: Faded Beard

Justin Timberlake beard Lifestyle

Faded beards are like ombre hair for men. 

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12.YES: Formal Well-Trimmed Beard

John Krasinski Beard GettyImages

This look is classy and rugged all at the same time. The clean cut edges plus a suit and tie. SWOON!

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13.YES: Touch of Grey

David Beckham Beard Salon

A touch of grey amongst a sea of facial hair says sexy, yet distinguished. 

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14.YES: Beard Plus Man Bun

Man Bun Pinterest

A man bun takes facial hair to a whole new level. Sexy, rugged lumberjack level. Yum!