Here's how to get over your celeb crush finding love in real life.
Just because you've never met someone doesn't mean that you don't actually love them. That's a perfectly normal thing to say as long as you're talking about a celebrity. (If you're not talking about a celebrity, and you say something like that, then you're a crazy person.)
There are different rules for celebrities. Take Ian Somerhalder, for example. He's a reaaaaaaaal dreamboat. It was just recently announced that he's engaged to Nikki Reed, because he's super selfish and doesn't care about his fans. He's knows that he's dreamy, and he knows how people feel about him, yet he still decided to get married like a real jerk.
And Ryan Gosling? That bum decided to have a baby with someone other than you. So rude.
This is for anyone that's broken up over this development. We've all had to deal with it before, when some celebrity decides that they don't care about your feelings and now you're stuck with a broken heart. It's up to you to heal yourself and move on. Here's how you do it!
1. Celebs' lives are awkward anyway.
Remember, you're broken up over an actor. Actors have to act like they're in love with people who aren't their wives all the time. Imagine how terrible that's going to be for their new wives! Enjoy their pain to help ease yours.
2. Don't ignore the right person.
Don't close off your heart too hard. When the right celebrity comes along, don't let them pass you by.
3. Watch out for false idols.
If you do decide to move on, make sure you move on to the right person. Don't give your heart to someone just because they seem nice at first. They may end up stabbing you and attempting to blow up a city.
4. Go fight the person.
Go find the person that's marrying your celeb crush and pick a fight with them. Sure, the police may call this "stalking" and "harassment," but that's just because the police just don't understand love.
5. Take out your pain on your coworkers.
One of the best ways to deal with a broken heart is to treat other people terribly. Just take it out on the people that you work with, because it's their fault for working with you.
6. Understand that they're probably marrying a douche.
Hollywood is full of the worst people. When a famous person gets married, they're probably marrying a terrible person. That's just how show business works.
7. Accept the loss.
Sometimes, the best thing to do is to just move on. Just be happy that that person found happiness. Just don't go see any of their movies anymore.
8. Be dramatic.
Actors are known for being dramatic, so do the same thing. Find someplace that's somewhat secluded and stand around making sad poses, so that anyone that sees you will know exactly what's going on in your head.
9. Stalk them.
I mean, a celebrity crush is still just a fantasy, so there's no reason that you have to accept any sort of reality. Just go on and continue being creepy.
10. Don't fall for a less impressive version of them.
Just because there's someone else out there that seems similar, they're probably not as good. Doesn't mean they're bad, but there's no reason to settle.