We Need To Talk About Cosmo's Ridiculous Lesbian Sex Positions


Mind-blowing? Really? Sure, whatever you say, Cosmo.

Okay, so for those of you who haven't heard about Cosmo's lesbian sex positions, it's time to come out from under your rock. Not long ago, Cosmo put out their 28 Mind-Blowing Lesbian Sex Positions (feel free to follow along on their site as you listen to our SoundCloud ramblings). Cosmo received a great deal of attention for their "bravery" and general chutzpah in daring to include sex positions for lesbians. And while it's true that Cosmo is venturing into heretofore-unfamiliar waters (for them, at least), we think the article was just about the most ridiculous thing on the planet. The positions are boring and uninspired, and the accompanying explanations are laughable. And let's not even talk about the art.

So naturally, as the office's resident lesbian and bisexual, Kelsey and I had to sit down and go over each one in detail. Mainly because we had the time, a laptop and an iPhone to record our nonsense. And for educational purposes, of course. No, for reals, we wanted to educate you. This has nothing to do with making fun of Cosmo just for the sake of making fun of Cosmo. Girl Scout promise.

We are willing to admit that, though the positions are ridiculous, it was a good step forward for Cosmo. We just hope next time they actually consult a lesbian before labeling anything as "mind-blowing." And maybe get a different artist. Just sayin'.


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