The 13 Awkward Stages Of Making A Sex Video

Contributor
Sex, Self

You know how it is.

Let's be frank; outside of porn stars in a carefully choreographed scene, most of us don't look so pretty in a sex video (looking at you, Paris). Plus, it's awkward as hell. And here's the proof, broken down into 13 stages for your convenience.

 

Getting drunk enough to think it's a good idea.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Stumbling around the house trying to find the camera, because this is not something you want on your iPhone.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Stripping down and realizing that you both forgot to shave.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Still being drunk enough not to care.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Trying (and failing) to get the camera in a flattering position.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Psyching each other up to actually get the deal done.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Deciding it's the perfect time to try that freaky new move you two have been hesitant to experiment with.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Realizing that you didn't stretch before hand.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Trying to make a sexy O-face instead of your usual nonsense, and looking like this instead:
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
One of you getting ahead of the game and, well…
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Sitting down to watch it in the light of day, and being so sure that you two are as hot as porn stars.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
Watching it, cringing in horror…
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>
…and getting drunk again to erase the memory.
<a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com" target="_blank">reactiongifs.com </a>

 

Author
Contributor

Expert advice

If you keep finding yourself in heartbreaking, dead end relationships, listen up.
Several key behaviors stand out in order to help couples create a healthy relationship.
It seems like you can't do anything right.

Explore YourTango