Hey girl. Time to rip off the bandaid, ladies: Eva Mendes is pregnant and expecting her first baby with Ryan Gosling.
We know, we know it hurts! The occasional actress and full-time hottie Mendes is reported to be about seven months along, which may explain why she hasn't been in the public eye sporting her usual body-hugging attire. (Seriously, even straight women have missed seeing that brunette bombshell and her glorious curves on red carpets!)
A source told OK! magazine that Mendes has wanted a little one for some time. "She's been ready for motherhood for a while now," the insider dished.
The couple met filming The Place Beyond The Pines and first stepped out as a couple in 2011. (This wasn't the first time Gosling dated a costar: He romanced Rachel McAdams and Michelle Williams previously, with whom he respectively starred in The Notebook and Blue Valentine; he also dated Sandra Bullock.) Gosling and Mendes had a brief breakup earlier this year, but rekindled the flame, apparently without contraceptives.
Another source noted that just because Mendes is pregnant, don't necessarily expect Gosling to put a ring on it — but don't expect him to bolt anytime soon, either. The source said, "Ryan grew up without a dad, so he always said when he had kids, he'd be there no matter what. This is it for him." A fellow Gosling-Mendes pal explained, "Ryan doesn't think they need to marry just because they are having a baby but Eva believes it's important to have their lives fully intertwined."
And dude, it's Ryan Gosling. Can you blame her?
That said, take a deep breath, girl, and let Gosling himself cheer you up a bit via GIFs!
Wait, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are really having a baby? Eva Mendes is pregnant?
And if the baby wasn't planned?
Ryan, that means you'll need to change some diapers.
How we imagine Ryan Gosling will react when his and Eva Mendes' little one is reluctant to take a bath:
Ryan Gosling better not do this around Eva Mendes while she's pregnant!
Ladies, it's going to be okay. You can still see this.
Did your baby just say a cuss for the first time?
And if he's not anymore, he will be soon again!
Or boy. No one knows yet!
Just pretend that's Eva Mendes in this GIF and not Michelle Williams.
C'mon, with Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes' genes, you know this will be true about that bambino (or bambina!).
How we bet Ryan Gosling will react if he has to watch Eva Mendes go through labor:
How he'll feel when he sees his bundle of joy for the first time:
Bullies better stay away from Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes' baby.
After a spit-up incident:
Another late night feeding?
Baby babble is hard to comprehend. We understand.
Except about the tooth fairy and Santa Claus, maybe.
Hopefully Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes don't make their lil' one do this too fast. Savor the moments, kids!