Kim Kardashian has a sense of humor about romance. Or she's just really dense.
Kim Kardashian delivered some funny quotes about love throughout her tenure as a reality starlet and inexplicably infamous Hollywood fixture. Of course, most of the funny quotes were unintentionally funny, but still — check these gems out and get ready to giggle your overly injected butt off.
On commitment (and a lack of foresight about her sister's marriage):
"I saw fast marriages like Khloe and Lamar's and that was what seemed to work. [Now] I say give it a good six months before you commit. Feelings change, even if it seems so lustful."
On Bieber Fever (and forgetting she'll do or date anyone for press):
"Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously, who would walk to the beach like that?"
On Kanye West respectfully writing "Perfect Bitch" about her:
"I'm honored. I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word 'b----.' The song talks about how he was with so many other girls but could never find the right one until he met me."
On her engagement ring and Kanye West's fashion sense, apparently forgetting that time he wore a leather skirt onstage:
"Kanye has the most amazing taste in the world and this ring really proves it."
On Kanye West, the guy who wrote "Perfect Bitch" and "I Won," in which he describes how he wants to "dip that ass in gold" about her:
"He's the most romantic guy I have ever met. He's better than any movie or romantic novel."
On everything she sacrificed so selflessly when she divorced Kris Humphries after 72 days:
"My decision to end my marriage was such a risk to lose ratings and lose my fan base. I had to take that risk for my inner peace and to be happy with myself."
On the fickle love from fans (and forgetting she's not truly famous for anything other than the end results of a sex video):
"If you're a basketball player and you don't stop and take pictures with your fans, you can have an amazing game and everyone still loves you."
On dating Gerard Butler, who likes his love life under the radar anyway:
"How about barf?"
On royalty, marriage and television:
"Would I get married on TV again? No . . . Well, I guess you never say never. Because who knows? So many other people I know have gotten married on TV and it has worked out amazing for them. William and Kate got married on TV."
On missing the point:
"I didn't think following my heart would create this much backlash."
On the true meaning of marriage:
"Divorce helps you grow and appreciate different scents. And you still get to keep the wedding gifts, or at least all the jewelry and stuff if your lawyers put it in your pre-nup."