Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got married, and of course, it was epic -- and super dramatic.
What They Wore
At the altar, Kanye and Kim exchanged both vows and Lorraine Schwartz rings (diamond-studded, of course). A rep for the jeweler told Us Weekly, "He wanted it to look like the diamond was floating on Kim's finger! ... Kanye was very involved with the design and the whole process." As for her wedding dress, Kardashian wore two gowns: The Givenchy number designed by pal Ricardo Tisci (see it here) and a Balmain gown for the reception.
Lana Del Rey performed three songs at the couple's rehearsal dinner in Versailles, including "Young And Beautiful," which Ye had an orchestra perform at his epic proposal to Kardashian. Andrea Bocelli sang during the Kimye wedding ceremony, and John Legend performed his grossly overplayed schmaltz ballad "All Of Me" at the reception. Kute! For their first dance, Kimye chose a mashup of Etta James' "At Last" and Otis Redding's "These Arms of Mine" and "Tenderness," and West actually rapped!
What They Ate
The couple hired three-Michelin star chef Giorgio Pinchiorri to cater their wedding, and the menu included monkfish fillet in a crust of aromatic herbs on a bed of pureed celeriac, homemade mezzelune pasta stuffed with ricotta cheese thyme and marjoram and beef fillet with brunello di montalcino sauce.
The Guest List Drama
Kim Kardashian's brother, Rob, bailed on the wedding before the rehearsal dinner. Rob Kardashian, who blames ex (and Fifty Shades Of Grey star) Rita Ora for all of his problems, reportedly was so insecure about his weight and appearance after gaining close to 100 pounds that he refused to be in wedding photos. When the Kardashian klan pressured him to take pictures, he dug in his heels and left home for Los Angeles.
Beyonce and Jay Z also bailed, and it's rumored to be because Rachel Roy would be attending the nuptials. Roy is allegedly what started the epic elevator battle between Jay Z and Solange, Beyonce's sister. Roy reportedly got way too friendly with Hov, and Beyonce and Jay Z are lying low to work on their marriage. Bey posted a selfie in bed in the Hamptons, as well as a photo of Kimye from their Vogue spread wishing them the best. Considering Jigga was reportedly chosen as Ye's best man, maybe it'd have been better for everyone involved for Rachel Roy to stay home instead.
Who did show? Not too many celebs, but John Legend was there with wife Chrissy Teigen, as well as Serena Williams and reality stars La La Anthony and Brittny Gastineau, per Radar Online.
Kanye West Rants
West gave quite a few speeches throughout the night, kvetching about celebrity (Did he remember who he married?). "They feel like it's okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof," he reportedly said. "We don't negotiate. We're not like that. We're not stupid ... The Kardashians are an industry!" He continued, "We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another ... At this table ... the combination of powers ... can make the world a better place." He also claimed that his bride, who shot to fame courtesy of a sex video with her ex, Ray J, and not any true discernible talent, is "the ideal celebrity ... the ideal art," and that he looks forward to "spending every single day of [his] life with Kim."
At the rehearsal dinner, a witness says, "Kanye kept making the cutest remarks to [Kim]. He said, 'It's amazing to look around this room; there are so many talented people.' Then Kim said, 'And beautiful people.' Kanye replied, 'Yeah, but Kim's way more beautiful than I am talented.'"
Deep, man. Super deep.
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Plans
The couple are jetting off to Ireland for a few days, but they won't stay long -- they have to attend the wedding of Kanye's stylist soon!
The Guests' Memories
One lucky guest told Us Weekly, "It was just the most perfect night. And for all the talk about it being over the top or crazy—it really wasn't! It was just the most beautifully put together, chic, intimate celebration. I don't think anyone will forget it."
In all of these photos, poor Kim Kardashian has the same expression. Too many fillers or just too fast of a photo booth?
The duckface is strong with Kendall Jenner.
Wonder where Kendall Jenner learned that technique? Look no further than her big half-sis.
And yet again, seen here with her new hubby Kanye West, as well as pals Larsa Pippen, La La Anthony, Carmelo Anthony and Jonathan Cheban.
There's Jonathan Cheban again, still trying it, this time with Khloe Kardashian and La La Anthony.
Oh, look! More duckface. Who saw that coming?
Jaden Smith, where are your parents?