We post many articles about John Stamos, but no one is complaining because he's pretty much perfect.
Here, we found 24 pictures of John Stamos looking so damn adorable, it's hard to believe he's old enough to be a member of AARP.
Alas, enjoy your cup of coffee (or Dannon Greek yogurt!) with a little John Stamos on the side.
1. That face. THAT. FACE.
2. This is what it must look like when John feels awkward.
3. John channeling his inner Pharrell.
4. Hipster John Stamos.
5. Seriously, who is John's dentist?
6. Thumbs up for equality, John Stamos.
7. That one time Uncle Jesse and DJ Tanner hung out with George Michael.
8. What we wouldn't give to be that punching bag.
9. John, the momma's boy.
10. John Stamos holding a puppy ...
11. ...have mercy!
12. There are no words.
13. John Stamos holding any baby is enough to (almost) kill us.
14. Get it, John.
15. This is John's "Come here to me" face. Done.
16. That hair is perfection.
17. John Stamos had a beard? Yeah, we needed proof.
18. Let's see it from a new angle. So. Manly.
19. Just messing around with the kids as per usual.
20. "Excuse me while I smolder for you."
21. Seriously, how could someone be that adorable?
22. Casual John.
23. We just can't.
24. There are just no words left.