Weird News: Porn Star Wants 23 'Partners' For 23rd Bday?

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One Heidi Van Horny is planning a VERY special birthday party in Montreal.

For some people it's candles on a cake. For others it's spankings (with one to grow on). And for reckless students of public universities it's shots. But an enterprising young pornography actress is considering taking on 23 lovers in honor of her 23rd birthday.

Per the Toronto Sun, sex actress Heidi Van Horny (seems like she was destined to do this important work with a name like that) has put out a call for 23 men to perform consensual adults acts with and on her. As you can imagine, Ms. Van Horny is pretty easy on the eyes and in short order more than 500 men threw their (Jimmy) hats into the ring. Sure, there are issues. For instance, Ms. Van Horny would like a say in which men are to be passengers on this train and would like some assurances that the group of amateurs (who are not rigorously tested like our professionals in the gorgeous San Fernando Valley) do not have sexually transmitted diseases or infections. I'm sure an event this important (some pundits have been comparing it to the San Francisco Batboy parade*) will have the kinks worked out in no time. There's too much on the line for it to fall through the cracks.

For those of you not in the Montreal area, the event will be live cast online by an outfit called AD4 Distribution. I'd provide a link but I'd really prefer my laptop not to contract something that can't be killed with digital penicillin. Here's their Facebook page, it's in French so you know it's classy.

You can find more information regarding time and the website at Google It Yourself.

*Note: This is highly unlikely.

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