The way James Deen answers the phone — "Hel-lo" — like he's been waiting all his life for us to call him, is so incredibly sexy that we started crafting sexts in our head before we asked him any questions at all.
The boy-next-door porn icon turned mainstream actor (he'll play opposite Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons next month) has become something of a pinup for women and teenage girls who'd prefer to watch a cute dark-haired guy who looks like he could be working in the next cubicle rather than a grizzly, tan He-Man.
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...Sorry, what were we talking about again? Ah, yes — sexting. Namely, How do I sext without embarrassing myself?
"There's no right or wrong way to sext,” Deen says. "It is just a different form of foreplay and a flirtation ... If you feel like you're sexting, then you're sexting."
Here are a few pointers from Deen — some based on personal experience — for how to use your smartphone as the ultimate seduction tool.
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