... or do ever.
We've all heard, dreamed about and maybe even lived a wedding day disaster. The bride gets too drunk. There's a wardrobe malfunction. The groom gets food poisoning.
But this one might just take the tall, expensive cake.
Groom Neil McArdle of London didn't book his wedding venue and didnt tell his wife-to-be. Problem one, NBD.
Problem two? He tried to cover it up ... with a hoax bomb threat. Needless to say, he's been sentenced to a year in jail for the fiasco.
And his bride?
Find out if the couple is still together at Huffington Post Weird Post: Neil McArdle, Groom, Jailed Over Wedding Bomb Hoax
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