Little Michelle's Advice To Jodie Sweetin

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Little Michelle's Love Advice To Jodie Sweetin
Headed toward her third divorce, maybe Jodie should ask herself, 'What would Michelle Tanner do?'

At 31, Jodie Sweetin is approaching divorce number three. The former Full House starlet and mother of two young girls has had a variety of pretty public struggles in recent years, ranging from drug and alcohol abuse to relationship woes.

A good way to get past her demons and recent divorce drama, which includes requesting to split her $200 Kohl's credit card balance with soon-to-be ex Marty Coyle? Taking the advice of her onscreen little sis, Michelle Tanner (not to be confused with the Olsen twins who portrayed her—they may need some help too)!


Uh oh, Jodie. Was that douchebag cheating?
Michelle Tanner big trouble
Michelle Tanner let me at him
 

Whatever the reason for your divorce, when Marty tries to booty call you, tell him this:

Michelle Tanner

Michelle Tanner you're not welcome

 

Divorce's a bummer, but don't blame yourself for the split:

Michelle Tanner

As any woman can tell you, this heals a broken heart—and is arguably better than sex anyway:

Michelle Tanner

Before you know it, you'll have your love swag back:

Michelle Tanner

So what are you waiting for? It's time to start a Pinterest board for your fourth wedding!

Michelle Tanner

And, oh hey, Marty: 

Michelle Tanner

 

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