Put the drink down, it's time to face the truth: your beer goggles are imaginary.
A new study by Durham University reveals that it's no longer fair to blame your vodka soda(s) for making you hook up with someone you're not attracted to. Instead of actually altering your standards, consuming alcohol really just increases your level of lust.
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You'll have to blame your drunken makeout session at the bar on just being, well, hornier.
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