Why Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Fantasies Are Useless

There's an article going around right now entitled "Sometimes I Get Really Annoyed That My Exes Haven't Just Freaking Died." I thought maybe this was an isolated example and everyone would be all "lady, that is not a very healthy perspective" (it would be a sassy response, because they prefaced it with "lady") but the most liked response is:

"I don't wish any of mine dead, but I wouldn't mind if they went into massive debt and were never able to get erections again and had ball pain anytime they thought about sex."

Read the rest on The Gloss: No, Seriously, You Have To Stop Hating Your Ex-Boyfriend

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Written by Jennifer Wright for The Gloss.