Someday, they'll tell their grandkids about this. Or not.
The Daily Camera reports that Timothy Paez is accused of peeing on a woman in Colorado after she rejected his advances.
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A police report obtained by the Camera said Paez came up and put his arm around a woman at a bar in Longmont on Saturday night...
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