Get your spandex and handcuffs out — it's about to get real slippery in here.
Today, a major rival will have its say in what could be the sexiest debate since Lincoln vs. Douglas in 1858. We're talking, of course, about Baconlube vs. Honey Lube.
Yes, the founder of each sexual condiment has decided to lube up and smack down to convince you, the reader, to take their product into the bedroom.
Read the rest and cast your vote on Huffington Post Weird News: Bacon Lube vs. Honey Lube Great Debate: Which Will You Take Into The Bedroom?
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