Darn you, HowAboutWe! We wish we had come up with this first. In honor of Dr. Seuss's 108th birthday, they composed some clever rhyme-y pickup lines in his honor. Like so:
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
But it's what's in your pants
That I'd like to choose.
Not to be outdone, we made up our own. We apologize in advance for defiling children's literature for you.
Would you like it in the park?
Would you like it in the dark?
Would you like it with some gravy?
Would you like it in the fitting room at Old Navy?
We can do it outside,
We can do it on a horse-and-carriage ride,
Won't you share some public lovin' with me,
Underneath a sycamore tree?
Add your own in the comments! Read more Dr. Seuss pickup lines on HowAboutWe: 13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines for Your Potential Sneech Muffin