They hold the door. They compliment hairdos. They remember your mom's birthday. And they finish last. Why are nice guys such a bore? (Madame Noire)
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Be down for almost whatever, but DO NOT go on these 6 odd dates in 2012. (The Gloss)
Hey, touching is very important. Keep it up. (eHarmony)
There's a right way and a wrong way to win back Zooey Deschanel, friends. (Crushable)
You hooked up with someone at the holiday party, now what? (Em & Lo)
STOP THE INSANITY!* Suze Orman lays down the post-divorce financial commandments. (Huffington Post)
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*Note: We realize this is the catchphrase of another excitable woman with a similar name.