They hold the door. They compliment hairdos. They remember your mom's birthday. And they finish last. Why are nice guys such a bore? (Madame Noire)
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Be down for almost whatever, but DO NOT go on these 6 odd dates in 2012. (The Gloss)
Hey, touching is very important. Keep it up. (eHarmony)
80's porn queen Nina Hartley will answer your sex questions now. Nina, what's up with swinging? (Bad Online Dates)
There's a right way and a wrong way to win back Zooey Deschanel, friends. (Crushable)
You hooked up with someone at the holiday party, now what? (Em & Lo)
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