In pondering the essential differences between the Jackie and the Marilyn Gal (with their attendant lifestyles, first husbands, lingerie and heel choices), it is first vital to ascertain whether you are a Jackie or a Marilyn.
Herewith, a test:
And in case you are wondering, the Jackie among us is a test taker nonpareil, who would fill this out very fast, with perfect concentration and a perfectly sharpened No. 2 Ticonderoga pencil. And the Marilyn? Distractedly (no doubt wearing a sheer peignoir), with an eyebrow pencil fished out from the bottom of her purse—but she would look adorable mulling it over.
1. Who said, "All men are rats and cannot be trusted?"
a) Jackie's father, John "Black Jack" Bouvier
b) Gloria Steinem
c) Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot
4. During times of stress, you—
a) go for a walk on the beach.
c) pour gin in your tea.
5. For you, sex is—
a) uncomplicated and fun!
b) a way of saying "thank you."
c) a means to an end.