Did you ever hear the expression, "When you marry someone, you also marry his family too"? Because we’re guessing that Sandra Bullock didn’t, especially when you consider the latest report in her never-ending relationship drama with Jesse James. According to RadarOnline, Jesse’s ex-wife, former porn star Janine Lindemulder, has announced that she too will be moving to Texas in order to be closer to her daughter, Sunny, who lives with Jesse, who moved to Austin to be closer to his other ex-wife, Sandra. You got all that?
Janine, however, will be living in a more humble abode than Jesse and Sandra, however, once her probation ends and she is officially allowed to move. Jesse James Follows Sandra Bullock To Austin
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"I will live in a modest trailer park, and I’ve already told Sunny that she will go from the mansion to the trailer but I’ll do whatever it takes to be close to my daughter," Janine revealed to RadarOnline.com. Janine, who was recently jailed for tax evasion, isn’t embarrassed at the prospect either.
"It will be good for [Sunny] to see both sides of life, and I have promised her a puppy so she seems to be happy enough." The Real Reason Sandy Isn't Taking Jesse Back-Yet
Poor little Sunny is going to need a lot of therapy when she gets older. Fortunately, dad Jesse is already shelling out cash for her and Janine to work out their issues. Jesse has also increased his child support payments from $2k to $3k a month, but Janine isn’t looking for any handouts, she claims.
"I don’t want people to think I am some kind of free-loader because I am not. When I get to Texas, I will be looking for a part time job as a waitress, if somebody will have me with all my tattoos!" she said. "Seriously, I am a good mom and I want to set a good example for my daughter, so I will also be enrolling in college."
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"It will be a big change moving down to Texas but I need to be close to my daughter - whatever happens in the future Sunny will be fine. She has two parents that love her, brothers and sisters, plus a stepmom too."
Is it us or has Sandra Bullock’s life taken a turn into hillbilly territory?