All About The Eva Mendes "Sex Tape"

We can now add Eva Mendes to the long list of celebrity sex tape scandals, which include Kendra Wilkinson, Rebecca Gayheart and Dr. McSteamy,  Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Well, not exactly... Best Of The Web: Celeb Sex Tapes Ranked

In a new FunnyorDie clip, the Calvin Klein model, who isn't shy about showing some skin for the line's underwear ads, sells S.EX Tape. Yep, that's S.EX or "Secures EXtremely well" Tape, not sex tape, for those of you who thought you were gonna see the sexy star getting busy. Hey, we told you this wasn't to be your typical Hollywood sex scandal. No Nipple Please, We're in the U.S.

The infomercial, which also happens to be a sex tape parody, opens with Mendes fumbling around in night vision—a blatant reference to Paris Hilton's infamous sex tape. But within a few seconds, it's clear that this isn't your typical celebrity sex video. Mendes is quite literally selling a version of the household product, which happens to be called S.EX. Tape.

Mendes admits that once she heard the rumors of her soon-to-be-released sex tape and realized, based on the popularity of the Google search term, "Eva Mendes sex tape," just how huge an adult film featuring Eva Mendes could be (if it actually existed), she decided that rather than setting the record straight, she'd cash in on the rumor. The Top 10 Sex Scandals Of 2009

"Suddenly, the Internet was demanding that I sell this household product," Mendes jokes. "In fact, 'Eva Mendes sex tape' was a top Google search before the product even existed!"

Although it might not be what searchers are hoping to find, Eva Mendes' hilarious S.EX. Tape is still causing a big Internet sensation. And we love that at least one actress found a way to create just as big of a buzz without taking her clothes off. A pretty clever move in our opinion, considering Mendes has a new movie coming out co-starring Will Ferrell to promote called The Other Guys. Rebecca Gayheart Gets Gawker To Pull Sex Tape

Photo via Bauer-Griffin.