6 Signs She is into you! (Written by a man)

By Africanlegend.

1.She over-dresses 

Females assume the role of the male Peacock. They spread their beautiful colored features to impress males. If she likes you, she will not disappoint and will always be over dressed even when there is not justifiable reason for it. For example, if you are dropping her notebook off on a Sunday morning, she will still be decked out with make up, a designer evening dress, a fresh hairstyle and a new pair of red stiletto heels. She managed to do all this in only just an hour (ok that I can’t explain that: ask a women).

2.She Facebook Stalks you.

If a woman is into you, she will use every resource available to her to collect information about you. More recently, Facebook has become her weapon of choice. Like a KGB or CIA operative she will pick apart your Facebook profile and stalk your every move. If you join five “I love Spongebob” groups, she will coincidently have rented The Best of Spongebob Squarepants Volume II DVD for her “sister” and suggest you come see it.

3.The first time you meet her friends, they hate you already.

When a woman is enamored by a male, in her mind he suddenly develops super powers. Super strength, super speed, teleportation etc. Suddenly she will make him capable of doing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. If you say you went rock climbing, he scaled Everest twice, naked, in under 10 minutes. She will tell counter stories every time her friends say anything and consequently they will all be irritated and assume the default posture of hating you.