Miley, Miley, Miley. We get it: you're not like everyone else in the sense that you have wrap parties at clubs with the Hollywood "elite," but just like everyone else in the sense that at 16 all you want to do is dance. And dancing at sixteen means waving your little tush around.
Only for you, the gay best friend willing to get jiggy on the dance floor isn't your High School theater class pantomime partner — it's Adam Shankman, The Last Song's openly-gay 44-year-old producer. And so when you bump and grind with him, it really is weird. And inappropriate. And strange.
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You can check out all the inappropriateness below if you want to, but warning: it's not for the delicate of heart. In the video, Miley graphically bumps her behind up against Shankman's man parts and then grinds it in the usual dirty dancing style. Shankman return the bumps and grinds all too willingly, sipping from his drink the entire time. At one point, Miley turns to him and seductively unbuttons the top part of her shirt. Later in the video she is shown giving him a lap dance.
"The video was taken about seven months ago at a wrap party for The Last Song," a source told NY Daily News. "The worst part is that there were little kids at the party and the dancing between Miley and Adam was so dirty that some of the parents actually left the party and took their kids home."
Yikes, right? Purportedly, her parents weren't at the wrap party. But maybe they should have? After all, she was only sixteen when this happened.
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What's even more disturbing about the situation is that this isn't the first time Cyrus and Shankman have been filmed engaging in sexually-inappropriate behavior. Last year, Shankman posted a photo of Miley on Twitter, posing quite sexy in a make-up chair.
"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room!" he said later in her defense. "Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's my little angel sister."