6 Things We Learn About Tiger Woods From His Sexts

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Tiger Woods: An angry, dirty, needy control freak with intimacy problems and more!

Finally, SextingJoslynJames.com is open for business. And what do we learn about Tiger Woods? Well that he is an angry, dirty, needy control freak with intimacy problems and a tendency to blame others for his personal failings. Tiger Woods' Apology Slows The Stock Market

Below, some of his most revealing sext messages to the former porn star but also a human being, Joslyn James. (BTW, I think her publishing of all of his sext messages automatically disqualifies her from an apology.) Should Tiger Have Apologized To The Porn Star?

1. Tiger is angry.

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little wh*re. Put my c*ck in your a** and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my F***ing wh*re

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and F*** that a** that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the F*** up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

2. Tiger is dirty.

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and F*** you till mercy

3. Tiger is needy.

Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

4. Tiger in control.

Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready

Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

5. Tiger feigns emotional intimacy.

Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to talk about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a fish bowl

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