The Types Of Guys You'll Probably Date

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Seven types of frogs we all kiss before we find our prince.

Dating. It's the nightmare from which you never wake up. Why do we do it? Because it's the best way to find the guy we want to marry. And why do we want to get married? So we never have to date again. Find out the seven types of guys you're more than likely to end up dating along the way. Don't say we didn't warn you, girlfriend. The Frisky: I'm Tired Of Waiting For Men

1. The Jock: You were in college. He was there. It just kind of happened. Looking back on it years later, this is the only way you'll be able to explain how many days of your life you wasted on a guy who couldn’t punctuate his way out of a paper bag. Why did you date a guy who was, sure, nice but, how can we say this politely, a bit dim? Three word answer: He. Was. Hot. Sometimes, a physique can be so distracting. The Frisky: I Married A Nerd

2. The Lunatic: You knew he was crazy the first day that you met him, and you went out with him anyway. Not only did you go out with him, you had a relationship with him. It seemed like a good idea at the time, being the object of someone's obsession. But when you dumped him, he wept openly in front of you, and that's when you realized, you weren't going out with a man, you were going out with a woman. The Frisky: Dealbreaker: Wusses

3. Mr. Smartypants: He went to an Ivy League school. He was a member of MENSA. He was polysyllabic. You felt smarter when you were around him—that is, until you didn't. Then it occurred to you that he'd rather talk than have sex, and that is not how you roll. Eventually, you realized a ROOMBA would love you more than this robot. The sad truth is, it took him a week to notice you were gone. The Frisky: MERRIMe, A New Web Comedy About Online Dating

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